Postage Pirates
Your package gone? We've got your back.
The ultimate guide to recovering lost shipments.
Investigation Lab 🔬
Before you fight back, you need to understand the crime scene. Trace the package and gather your evidence.
2.1 The Heist Pattern
Most package losses follow a predictable pattern. The "Scanning Gap" is your smoking gun—a period of 3+ days with no activity often indicates theft or loss.
2.2 Evidence Locker
Collect these items to build an undeniable case.
Photos/Video
Original photos of the delivery spot or video of empty package.
Receipt & Order
Proof of payment and item value is mandatory.
GPS Data
Metadata from photos or carrier tracking links.
Neighbor Statement
Confirmation they didn't receive it by mistake.
2.3 Know Your Enemy
USPS
- ⏱️ 30 Days avg.
- 🛡️ $100 Liability
UPS
- ⏱️ 14 Days avg.
- 🛡️ $100 Liability
FedEx
- ⏱️ 21 Days avg.
- 🛡️ $100 Liability
DHL
- ⏱️ 25 Days avg.
- 🛡️ Varies
2.4 The Armory (Templates)
Don't write from scratch. Use our battle-tested templates.
2.5 Launch The Attack
Go Online
Navigate to carrier portal. Do not call yet.
Fill Forms
Use "Item Not Received". Be precise.
Attach Proof
Upload entire evidence PDF packet.
Wait 7 Days
Then escalate if no response.
Pirate's Legal Arsenal ⚖️
Carriers rely on your ignorance. We rely on the Uniform Commercial Code. Here is your weapon kit.
Federal UCC Law
Highest Authority
Under UCC § 2-509, the "risk of loss" does not pass to the buyer until the buyer actually receives the goods.
Consumer Protection
State Level
Most state Attorney Generals enforce laws prohibiting "Deceptive Business Practices," like selling insurance that never pays out.
Fair Credit Billing
Federal Law
The FCBA grants you the right to dispute charges for "billing errors," which explicitly includes goods not delivered as agreed.
Carrier Liability Matrix
| Carrier | Liability Limit | Claim Window | Key Weakness |
|---|---|---|---|
| USPS | $100 (Priority) | 60 Days | Poor GPS precision |
| UPS | $100 (Standard) | 60 Days | Driver notes often missing |
| FedEx | $100 (Included) | 21 Days (Short!) | Fails to defend in small claims |
Escalation Ladder 🪜
🏆 Hall of Fame
The $2,500 Gaming Monitor
"They claimed I signed for it. I pulled the GPS data showing the driver was 2 miles away. Full refund in 48 hours."
Small Claims Victory
"Filed for $120. FedEx didn't show up to court. Default judgment + court costs awarded."
Pirate Crew Community 🏴☠️
You are not alone. Join the largest database of lost package data in the world.
Live Wire Activity
USPS - $200 Keyboard
"Updated to delivered last night at 9pm, nothing on porch. Ring camera shows no truck..."
FedEx - Sneaker Win
"Finally got my refund! Used the timeline generator to prove the scanning gap was impossible."
UPS - Lost Laptop
"Driver signed my name. That is fraud. Escalating to Level 4 Chargeback now."
Victory Analytics 📊
Monthly Loss Volume
Analysis: Holiday season (Nov-Dec) sees 300% spike in theft.
Recovery Success by Method
Strategy: Escalating to financial dispute yields highest success.
Captain's Toolkit 🛠️
Automate your fight. These tools generate the evidence and paperwork you need to win.
Auto-Complaint Generator
Generates legal letters in seconds.
"This tool saved me 2 hours of writing."
Advanced Label Forensics
Uncover hidden tracking gaps.
Secret Numbers
Direct lines to supervisors, bypassing the AI bots.
- USPS: 800-222-1811 (Say "Agent" x3)
- UPS: 800-742-5877 (Press 0, 0)
- FedEx: 800-463-3339 (Say "Claims")
Clue Visualizer
Map your tracking updates helping you spot gaps.
Worth-It Calc
Should you sue? We calculate ROI on your time.
Chargeback Pro
Exact reason codes to win credit card disputes.